Every Notable Presidential Dick Through History

Did you know James Monroe was the first president to ever receive a dick pic?

Poor George. Had he not been emasculated enough already?

Classic Jinglebolloc.

Who’s Jerry, you’re wondering? Oh, that’s just Harding’s name for his dick, to which he refers over and over again. Here are some great Jerry quotes:

If only presidential tweets could be this poetic.

In an excerpt from one of these letters, Truman writes: “These men are prostitutes of the mind — they write what they do not believe for sale… In my opinion they are much worse and much more dangerous than the street walking whore who sells her body for the relief of a man whose penis is troubling him.”

Zing! Good one, Harry.

“I suppose if I win — my poon days are over.”

If that’s not salacious enough for you, we also have a description of his dick, as supplied by one of his mistresses. She described the great lothario as being a “fast shooter [with an] average size, uncircumcised penis with a crooked slant to the left.”

Former Miss Arkansas Sally Miller said that Clinton’s manhood “performed well but it was a little-boy penis that just never quite grew-up,” though she added that he was multifaceted in bed, which made up for his diminutive dick.

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